Enda survives to tell another tale

I have been known to have a pint or two in the same joint that Enda Kenny, who last week survived a confidence vote in his party, has been known on occasion to have a pint or two. Generally we encounter each other on Tuesday and Wednesday nights, late, when the bar is empty, and I am surrounded by students and he is surrounded by yes men. I’ve never spoken to him. The only thing I’ve ever thought to tell him is that he looks much taller on television. In fact, he is a tiny man with a great big…