Dr Garrett FitzGerald knows how to deal with the crisis of our departing doctors — ask our NCHDs what it will take to keep them at home, and make the changes to our failed system.
Headline acts give 20/60 vision
June 16, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dr Garrett FitzGerald puts away his futurescope for the time being and reads de paper instead for an insight into what we can expect in the Ireland of 2060.
The dark side of happiness
June 2, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dr Garrett FitzGerald knew it all the time — research suggests that being a happy kid can actually be the kiss of death I knew it all along. Happiness kills. A study of traits in children which may lead to longer or shorter lives is quite conclusive in its findings: happy, cheerful youngsters are doomed [...]
TGI Good Friday
May 5, 2011 By Leave a Comment
They certainly don’t do Good Fridays like they used to, recalls Dr Garrett FitzGerald, when laughter and games were replaced by long faces of piety and tumbleweed down Main Street.
Slow-release miracles are required
April 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
With our health finances set to plummet even further, Dr Garrett FitzGerald advises our new Minister for Health to appoint a cohort of ‘hospitalists’ or ‘acutists’ to improve patient care.
Unholy communion in the Dáil
March 17, 2011 By Leave a Comment
With Ireland becoming a God-free zone, Dr Garrett FitzGerald wonders whether there is any room left on this island for either St Rita or St Enda.
Soldiering on through medical history
March 3, 2011 By Leave a Comment
The 1901 census gave Dr Garrett FitzGerald a glimpse into the medical lot of the old constabulary and an already well-established two-tier healthcare system — especially when it came to syphilis.
Abolishing the ‘Hate Yez E’
February 24, 2011 By Leave a Comment
When it comes to rankings of public hate figures, Dr Garrett FitzGerald believes the HSE is head injury and dislocated shoulders above the competition.
Minority rules in general elections
February 17, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Our wonderful electoral system will ensure that the least desirable candidate gets the top job — as long as he’s in a party, says Dr Garrett FitzGerald.
A grave undertaking
February 10, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dr Garrett FitzGerald encounters some fellows of infinite jest on the ancestral trail in Co Mayo.
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