Breakfast Roll Man

So we got it wrong.
We thought there was a health crisis and that the voters would boot out the Fianna Fail and PD Government because of their failure to reduce waiting lists and take patients off trollies.
But the voters have spoken and Fianna Fail will form the next government.
Former Fine Gael Minister Ivan Yates said on RTE television and radio that the election was won by Breakfast Roll Man.

That’s the guy who leaves his house in Portarlington or Cellbridge at 6.30 am every morning, grabs a bacon buttie roll in the 24 hour garage on the way to work and eats his lunch at his desk.
When he gets home he works out how he’s going to manage paying the mortgage and bring his wife and kids on a foreign holiday.
Breakfast Roll man is young, fit and healthy, so he hasn’t spent much time in hospital. His main concern is the economy and that’s why the Fianna Fail candidates got his number one and number two votes.
But he didn’t vote for the Progressive Democrats which is why Mary Harney probably won’t be the next Minister for Health.
You win some, you lose some