There’s good news for all you Police fans – or anyone who loves really bad music sung by really old men. They’re back together, and they’re coming to the Point in October. I can already see all the Mercs and Beemers parked on top of footpaths in Ringsend, the middle-aged rockers inside listening to a [...]
Breakfast Roll Man
Election Schadenfreude
So, at least one bloodsport can be good for your health! Forget which party has won, or done well, in the Irish Republic’s general election. Look at the individual candidates’ performances. It’s great fun and is good for your short-term wellbeing by cheering you up no end, if certain candidates get hammered or your favourites [...]
The Irish for punishment
Happy Harney
Yesterday I had the pleasure of meeting Mary Harney in Dublin Castle as she launched the Health Information and Quality Authority (HIQA). After the launch she spoke to journalists for about 15 minutes, answering questions about the nursing strike and the latest opinion polls, among others. The question and answer session was nothing new, but [...]
Minister Jack Hackett
Fr Jack Hackett will be the inspiration for the next Minister for Health, no matter who he or she is. You’ll see why in a minute. First of all, read the health sections of the election manifestos of the six main political parties. If you’re not cynical beforehand, you will be afterwards. The two government [...]
It’s cool to vote, kids
Rock the Vote? Perhaps the campaign should be called Mock the Vote, since I can’t imagine that anyone finds credibility, or an incentive to vote, in watching the humiliating and hilarious attempts of our general election candidates to get ‘down with the kids’. These attempts include: Enda Kenny’s revelation to Hot Press that Marilyn Monroe [...]
Is there a doctor In the House?
What I predict or think will happen in this election doesn’t really matter. But who cares? Speculating about the success or failure of Dáil Éireann wannabes is fun – especially when they’re docs! And there’s 10 of them running in this election, so here goes. First, and I can’t get this wrong surely, former Monaghan [...]