February 8, 2012

Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA – a mumbly code

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Discoveries of Ozzy Osbourne’s complete DNA have found a sequence of mumbly codes that are almost completely congested and unreadable, Viscera has learnt. Recent studies detected that the former heavy metal singer had subliminal genes that must be unraveled backwards. An American company uniquely distinguished a gene responsible for making Jack Daniel’s unattractive and unpleasing [...]

ISOM meets in Ballina

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Group photo from Irish Society of Occupational Medicine Spring Conference. Delegates outside Hollister Medical Products factory, Ballina.

Migraine gives woman in UK a Chinese accent, and other cases of Foreign Accent Syndrome

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Thirty-five-year-old Sarah Colwill puts the startling change down to an extremely rare medical condition known as Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS). Other stories of Foreign Accent Syndrome:

DIY is in the genes

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“Halifax Home Insurance estimated that £400m (€445m) worth of damage was caused last year by people who lack genetically pre-determined Do-It-Yourself ability.”

If you see a toad start to act strangely, evacuate immediately

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This shift in the toads’ behaviour coincided with disruptions in the ionosphere, the uppermost electromagnetic layer of the earth’s atmosphere, which were detected using very low frequency (VLF) radio sounding.

Irish doctors discuss environmental health hazards

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The Irish Doctors’ Environmental Association will hold a public meeting on Saturday, April 17 at Trinity College Dublin, Ui Chadhain Lecture Theatre, Arts Building. At noon, Olle Johannson, Associate Professor at the Karolinska Institute will discuss the heath hazards of electromagnetic radiation (i.e. wireless technologies and mobile phones). Download the full programme.

Highlights from a week of IMT’s opinion, analysis, letters and feature articles

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Does the freedom to die enhance lives? Shane Leavy reports on a recent talk in Ireland by the controversial Australian Dr Philip Nitschke, who took part in the world’s first legal, physician-assisted suicide in 1996. Who decides the health agenda? Shocked by the scandal at Tallaght, Dr Ruairi Hanley laments that our healthcare priorities seem [...]

Man flu is real! Redemption at last!

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For years, men who otherwise consider themselves tough have been reduced to anguished wimps by the very slightest of colds. Men have, for years, referred to this condition as the flu. Women, who are inexplicably capable of performing almost normally with colds and flus, have cruelly renamed this cold that feels to men like flu: [...]

Last chance to register for the IMT practice management seminar

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The Irish Medical Times practice management seminar for GPs on medico-legal issues relating to general practice takes place on March 27, and now is your last chance to register. The venue is the Herbert Park Hotel, Ballsbridge, D4. The fee for the seminar is €90. Please contact Dylan Conway on (01) 817 6330 or email [...]

Write a medical-themed parody of a well-known song, win $500

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From the Laryngospasms: Do you have an idea for a medical parody? It could be worth $500 if it is selected for use by the Spasms! The author of a song chosen for use will receive $500, free signed copies of all of our albums, and full credit for the song if it is recorded. [...]

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